It was supposed to be a regular chill stream. Poggers the cat, the internet’s most chaotic ginger floof, lounging around, occasionally pawing at the keyboard. But little did we know, that innocent little paw would trigger an event that would go down in streaming history…
With one swift, curious paw slap, Poggers managed to open an online shopping tab, navigate to a pet food website (don’t ask how), and order 100 cans of tuna. Yes, you read that right. One. Hundred. Cans. The audience watched in real-time, cheering him on like it was an Olympic event. The checkout process? Flawless. Unlike Poggers' sense of financial responsibility.
The aftermath? The doorbell rang a few days later. Poggers sat triumphantly atop a mountain of tuna cans, like the king of snacks. Meanwhile, the credit card bill told a different, more tragic story.
The Play-by-Play of the Snaccident
Step 1: Poggers walked across the keyboard like it owed him tuna. Step 2: Somehow, Amazon opened. Step 3: The mouse (no, not the squeaky kind) was nudged. Click. Add to cart. Step 4: The ultimate boss move—checkout completed with saved credentials. Bravo, Poggers. Bravo.
Chat reactions varied from "OMG Poggers is a genius" to "RIP your wallet." Some even speculated Poggers might secretly be a tech prodigy in disguise. We can't confirm or deny this.
How to Prevent Your Cat from Becoming an Online Shopping Addict
If you have a cat with a thirst for chaos (or just an obsession with keyboards), here are some tips to avoid a snaccident of your own:
- Enable two-factor authentication (2FA): Cats are clever, but they can't solve captchas. Yet.
- Use a keyboard cover: It’s like a forcefield against curious paws.
- Lock your screen when AFK: Unless you want a surprise order of 50 laser pointers next.
- Decoy keyboards: Because sometimes, distraction is the best defense.
The Audience Reaction: Pure Gold
The chat exploded with laughter, memes were born, and Poggers became an accidental legend. Some even suggested starting a tuna review series. “Poggers Rates Tuna: 100 Cans, 100 Opinions.” Coming soon?
We had fan art within hours—Poggers depicted as a tuna tycoon, complete with a monocle and a tiny top hat. Someone even Photoshopped him into an old-timey painting titled “The Tuna Baron.” A masterpiece.
The Financial Aftermath (or, The Tuna Economy)
Let’s just say, Poggers’ snack budget is now under strict supervision. The lesson here? Cats and credit cards don’t mix. Unless you’re into spontaneous seafood stockpiles.